Don't know if you have heard, but some time on September 23rd or 24th the world is supposed to end. Depending on who you talk to, it could be because Planet X is on a collision course with Earth and is due to arrive with a catestrophic bang. Or it might just be because some celestial omnipotent being is not happy with how we are hanging.
Whatever the reason, and whatever your beliefs, if the world really is going to end, we think that you are going to want to look your best, and what better attire to don on the last day of existence than a cool and groovy Joe Blow Tee ?!
We figure that if we're gonna go down, we might as well go out in style !!!
To celebrate Aircooled Volkswagens, all things blown, Planet Earth and its possible demise on the 23rd (or is it the 24th?), we are offering all of our merchandise AT COST!. Yes that's right. You will not pay a cent more than we pay, as we are giving you the inside deal and the direct line to our supplier.
Treat yourself to a Joe Blow tee at cost by using the following link - http://www.cafepress.com.au/mf/92074301/joe-blow_tshirt?productId=1376810335 or click on the image below.
Don't worry. If you don't believe in any of that end-of-the-world mumbo-jumbo, we have something for you too. We are supplying free tin foil so that you can craft yourself a brain-ray-defying hat to protect your noggin against conspiracy theorists.
For your free tin-foil and a set of easy-to-follow instructions on how to make the perfect tin-foil hat, please send a postage paid, self-addressed envelope to 'End of the world' c/o Joe Blow. PO Box 2105. Hilton Plaza. SA5033. Australia. (NOTE: Please allow up to 28 days for delivery. Offer closes September 30th - assuming we are still here).